I'm On TV Bitches!!!!

I have been doing a lot of open mic story telling events around the city. Hence why I haven't updated the blog. Yesterday I was very lucky to get on The Moths Valentines day show over at Housing Works Bookstore. CNN happened to be there and well turns out the camera loves me. Almost as much as I like junk food. Seriously I need to start loosing some pounds, I am slowly turning into Humpty Dumpy.

A Picture Says A Thousand Words

I have been online dating for quite a few years now. I have seen thousands upon thousands of profiles. But it never fails to amaze me at the chronic mistakes most people make in their photos. Here, are the errors that both men and women make in their profiles. Lets begin, shall we?

Baby Pictures

 Surprise! 

I Have a Penis!

I have a lot of gal pals since moving to NYC. Mostly because these women find my jack ass nature endearing. Anyway one of the many perks of being friends with them is that I hear all the bad date stories that serve as cautionary tales.

But one trend keeps coming up (no pun intended) over and over again. The trend? The penis picture. A lot of women reading this are nodding their heads agreeing with me. Here, is the basic scenario guy and girl go out, guy acts normal on the date (hell sometimes down right charming) and its a lovely night. But once the girl gets back to her place. She checks her e-mail only to see a message from the boy. Excitedly she opens the attachment and.....