"So how does this work, again?" I asked while staring at Damian's cake pop.
"I pay Grouper twenty dollars, they go on my Facebook and match me to a girl who has a similar profile. They claim, they match me to someone with similar interests and attractiveness. So they bring two friends, and I bring two friends. It's a triple blind date. Grouper even picks the restaurant where we meet. We won't even know until the day of the date." Damien replied while he moved his cake pop away from my reach.
"So basically, you want me to give you twenty dollars in the hope that a group of strangers will set you up with your perfect woman, and I just have to hope she's not one of these shallow people who surrounds themselves with ugly obnoxious friends so they can look good?" I replied secretly cursing him for buying my favorite flavor. Birthday cake...damn him...
"Pretty much" He said cheerfully while taking a bite out of said pastry, who's name shall never again be spoken.
"You do know this could be a disaster." I replied.
"So you don't want to do it?" He said while he cleaned his face with a napkin.
"No, this sounds so insane that I cant say no."
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