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When Texting goes wrong
A
few months ago I had an incident that I think could have been avoided.
Let me give you the details. Once upon a time Sir Dave of Bronxicus
asked for fair maiden who we shall call Betty. Sir Dave found Lady
Betty attractive enough to ask on yonder movie of Total Rekal. 'twas a
horrible film but much enjoyable time was had by all.
Now that you know that then we can proceed. Betty was the type
of person who preferred to speak via text. This would be reason #15342
why I hate texting. It started out okay (always does) but then the
following scenario came about. She had to cancel our second date because
she had to visit family. She told me she felt really bad about this. So I
responded which was my fatal error. I said something I say to everyone
both male and female friends. It was...
"Aw man that sucks, I miss ya man"
That's it. That's all it took to freak out a thirty year old woman. Because what she interpreted instead was....
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